I get paid to write about things like heart attacks and yeast infections. In my spare time, I like writing about other things. I do not like misplaced apostrophes, windmills, right wing religious people, the powers that be, mosquitoes, oversized baby strollers, spiders, blue foods and drinks, Mr. Peanut, tourists, math, winter, SUVs, Wal-Mart, and hamburgers.